Let me tell you about last night- I was super pissed!

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If I had a penny for every time I felt like punching someone, I'll be a bloody millionaire. I'm just really tired of pesky little things pissing me the hell up. I've had it! I've had it to my neck.

It was Friday night- match day. I just had a little goddamn argument with the bitch I called my girlfriend. So, I was pissed, so pissed I was boiling. Don't even know what the fuck it was all about. Then, my fucking cellphone went haywire. The goddamn thing just wouldn't come back on. Fuck it! I dumped it. My day had been really fucked and I was in no mood for shit- not from the bitch, or the fucking Apple trash! I got my jacket and went out for a beer. I figured I'll just fucking drink away the fucking night.

On my way to the pub, I was steaming. Boy, I was on a pissed-off roller coaster. I stewed on my displeasure with hands stuck in my jacket pocket. I wasn't really in the frame of mind to be nice or patient with anyone when the jackass stopped me on the sidewalk. Fucking nigger flipped out a knife and asked for my money. God! I was so pissed I threw a round house at his black face. That sent him staggering back like a drunk. The punch felt so good, I decided I'll have a dance. I stepped in and rush the poor bastard. I broke his nose, broke his jaw, stumped on his hand, kicked his stomach until the cops showed up and took me away.

I got to spend the fucking night in a fucking detention cage, without a fucking beer. That fucking nigger. That fucking bitch and the fucking cellphone too. Anyway, here I was with a bunch of other no-good motherfuckers, minding my own fucking business when one of the assholes decided to get on my nerves. Boy, did I break his fucking arm. As you could probably guess, everything went to hell from there. The whole joint got into the fight. The pigs, they tried their darnedest to separate us. Them flatfoots just got bruised bad. When I look back now, shit was freaking funny.

All in all, it wasn't such a bad night after all. I got to go home to the bitch in the morning. By then, I was flying! Goddamn, great night it turned out to be. 

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